The USA vs. Japan digestion tournament was being played skillfully by the Americans... until tonight when Japan substituted a late roster addition to the game. The as yet unidentified player came on strong and brought its 'A' game, putting a hard hit on USA's team and then vanished into the night, apparently unavailable or unwilling to comment. A bystander captured this photo of this yet-to-be-named powerhouse and ANY information in the effort to identify it before any further damage can be done is welcome. If you or anyone you know has information leading to a positive ID please send comments ASAP so that the appropriate digestive aids can be taken immediately.
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